Take me as I am.

Hey bitches! I will be going to Port Dickson tomorrow. My camera is dead. So no pictures for today. But I'll make it up by snatching pictures from Jason's camera for yesterday night's clubbing in Oblique.

It's been 3months since I last clubbed. And damn was I rusty... x_X.... But oh well the music was fucking awesome!!! They played:

BAD ROMANCE!!!
3
Poker Face
Love Game
Calle Ocho
Hotel Room Service
When I Grow Up
Jai Ho
Sexy Bitch
Celebration
Calabria

OMG!!! The song choices were fuck ass awesome!! Wheeee... Oh well. Shit la. I don't know why but I'm not really anticipating my Port Dickson trip. I have no idea why but I have a feeling it'll turn sour.

Let's just hope for the best shall we? Oh well. I don't think I'll be updating until I'm back from PD. Which is like on Wednesday. I haven't fucking packed yet!!! Goodness. Anyhows. For minor updates. Do visit my Twitter . If there is WiFi I shall Twit with my new phone.

Alright Imma pack now! Bye bitches!!!

Of short and long and my E63.

Hey people!!! You guys are awesome!! I'm now like soo motivated to blog already. I've got 70+ unique hits stated on Nuffnang on one of the days. Woohoo and so far I've earned RM18.55 from nuffnang and I just started Nuffnang-ing like 2months ago?

To some people it may be pathetic but it's fucking awesome for me!!! I <3 you!!!

So today. Void that dirty thought of yours for my title. I'm not touching on endowments... -.- But I wanna tell you guys of my love since I was Form 3! Uhh that was when I was 15. 3years back!. Awesome... The love for SHORTS.

I know I know shorts seems very appealing to the gay market. But don't you want that? I mean even for straight guys being eye candy for gay people and being sought after isn't that awesome? Hahahah..

I only have 4 pairs of long pants. And I dread wearing them... x_X

I used to have another pair of jeans but it tore during clubbing one night. If you guys read my post long long time ago.

Here are my shorts!! All 11 pairs of them.

I feel like a blogshop. xD...

I don't know if it's a lot but to me it's kinda few. =\ It consists of 4pairs of Board shorts. And 7 pairs of bermudas. x)...

I want more!!!!

Now why shorts you may ask? Well simple!

-Stylish.(Duh)
-Shows off your sexy legs.(Just make sure you don't have loads of mosquito bites)
-Accentuates your ass.(Yes, girls [for some cases guys] notice other guys asses]
-They are super comfortable(Ventilation especially with boxers)
-They do not restrict your movement.
-They are cheaper than long pants.
-They look casual yet chic.
-They have more designs on them rather than just plain slacks.

and LOADS more!!! I mean shorts are definitely the "IN" thing right now. And honestly I wouldn't know what to wear if i did not have my shorts with me. x)

However, it's not that easily available(the nice ones) in Malaysia. But in Singapore. OMG! I bought like 4 pairs from there!!! xD. Love them. <3ssssss

See how sexy it makes you look man...

Enjoy this picture cuz it's not very often you see pictures with me having my clothes on.


It makes you look casual yet presentable!

And now... My new E63!!!

It's soo sleek... x)


Sexyyyy...

Yeah I got a new phone!!! It's actually my dad's but he doesn't know how to use it so he gave it to me. And I'm loving it. Cuz I can access into my Twitter and Facebook wherever there is WiFi. Hehehehe.. And looks damn corporate. x)


Whoring around with my phone.

Time for my freaky pictureeee!!!

Damn hot right??!!! Hahahahha...


Gasps!!!

I found a new drink in Starbucks that's really awesome!!! Iced Green Tea Latte. I order it with extra Green Tea powder. x)... I like it concentrated. I do love Green Tea Frappe but Green Tea Frappe is kinda "jelak" when you have it too often.

And also Green Tea Frappe is served with Whipped Cream. Extra Calories. @_@ However, I normally opt for not having any. Cuz I don't like whipped cream. Hahaha can't do anythg kinky with it. ): Snifffff...


Today is my "brother"'s Hatch day!!!!

Happy Hatch Day Jason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now you need not use my IC to go clubbing. x)... Wheeeeee... Today we got him a Green Tea cake and ate in Rakuzen. x). Didn't bring my camera though. =\

Oh well... Gonna celebrate his birthday in Oblique this Saturday!!! Meet me there if you can. xD. Beware I'm REALLY SLUTTY. xP

Alright Imma gotta go study for my Chemistry Paper1 tomorrow. LAST PAPER!!!!!!!!!!! Muahahahahha... Ciao!!!

Alex's Recipes for the Broke.

I'm a happier boy now. x). My readers came back. Slowly but surely I suppose? now back to 30+. <3 you all....

Anyhows, as you all know, I'm dirt broke right now and I need to devise a way how to stretch my money... So yeah. But actually today I'm more like sharing with you my recipes of my very own Cheese Baked Tuna and Maggi Goreng Ayam!!! x) Be tactful. xP They're yummmyyyyy...

As you all know I'm broke so I can't afford to eat out often. And like you can really sick of Instant Noodles and Canned food. But experiment with other foodstuffs in your fridge and it might turn out pretty awesome if not VERY AWESOME.

My 1st Recipe that I'm gonna share with you is:

Maggi Goreng Sambal Ayam (Sambal Fried Instant Noodles with Chicken)
The ingredients.
-1 packet of Instant noodles. Any flavour would do.
-Sambal. Loads.
-An egg.
-Chicken diced/sliced/mashed

#1-Blanch the noodles.
I was lazy to boil water so I used the microwave to ensure it's not too soft.

#2-Scoop up a generous portion of sambal and simmer it on your wok.
I got the sambal from the Nasi Lemak stall nearby. It's basically the MAIN ingredient. I put like about 4/5 tablespoons.

Let it simmer for like 30seconds.

#3-Break an egg into the sambal and add the blanched noodles to it.

It looks disgusting I know.

#4- Microwave/fry the chicken pieces.
The chicken pieces I got were already fried. So yeah.

#5- Add them into the wok. Toss it a little. And add the seasoning.
Minimal seasoning is required. It just accentuates the taste.


Ta dah!!! I'm already salivatizing.


Master Chef Alex here!!! Teaching you my 2nd home cooked recipe:

Cheese Baked Tuna!

The ingredients.
-1 can of tuna
-1 or 2 slices of cheese
-a tupperware container
-black pepper
-chilli sauce

#1- Add a slice of cheese on the bottom of the container(optional)

#2- Drain the tuna of it's liquid residue till it's somewhat dry.

#3- Place the tuna in and add pepper to it.

I need loads of pepper. x)

#4- Add a slice of cheese on the top(compulsary)
If you wanna make it more mixed thouroughly I suggest you mash them up and mash the cheese and mix well.

#5- Put the lid on and microwave it for 2 minutes.


And...

Tadah!!! Looks gross but believe me it's fucking awesome.

#6- Serve with Chilli Sauce/Ketchup and GREEN TEA!!!

And just dig in!!!

And since you're broke. The only entertainment you can get is by camwhoring!! And scaring yourself since you can't afford horror movie tickets.

My impersonation of Chaba of Coming Soon!!!

Damn scaryyyyy...


Similar no?


Now definitely 100%!

Oh by the way, I'm sure you guys heard Bad Romance right? I made a parody to it. Nola not a video. But I made funny lyrics to it. x)

Actual Chorus:
I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh--oh-oooh!)
I want your love and
All your lovers' revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

My rendition of "Dick In Your Pants"

We can do it here
Or on top of the fence
I just want your big dick in your pants
(Oh-oh-oh--oh-oooh!)
Relax and slow down
Don't need to tense
You and me can have the dick in your pants

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Sucking the dick in your pants
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Sucking the dick in your pants

Awesome no?

Oh by the way do you guys know what Anchovies are? Obviously right? My parents thought I was trying to show off when I went to a coffee shop and requested "Extra Anchovies". My parents were puzzled what it was and the waiter guy didn't understand me. ):

Grrrr.... But there's no other word to it! Oh my mama... -.-. My dad scolded me on the "Art of Communication". Celaka.... OMG!!! 1 more fucking exam!! Chemistry Paper 1!! Oh my mama.

I'll end my post with a super slutty picture of me...

Till next time. Byeeee... Ciao!